Hello to my ADHD peeps and ADHD loved ones, sorry it has been a few days since the last post I took a trip down to Vegas for my wife’s birthday. But now I am back to finish what I started.
DO NOT DO ATTEMPT ANYTHING I talk about in this series because it can be dangerous and we don’t want anyone getting hurt.
The fateful day is here. I’m thinking throughout the day about what is going to happen when we go down that hill? Are we going to make it down in one piece or are we going to have a massive crash? All day I think about how cool it is to be the first person to come up with an idea that is so daring. The daydreaming ends when the final bell rings. Me and my friends meet up and we know what we have to do. We go down to the local Burger King and like men getting ready for their final duel we drink as much as we can. (Vault that is.) We don’t have to get kicked out of the local Burger King because we have a stunt to perform. We walk down the street for a couple of minutes and find our shopping cart. We push it over to the giant hill and we look down it knowing it is time.
See for a stunt of this caliber you have to test it to ensure it is safe for humans and like any good stunt enthusiast, I tested the stunt with rocks. Like a mad scientist I load five decent sized rocks into the shopping cart and push that sucker down the hill. The cart rolls down the hill for about a second and immediately flips over itself about twenty times. (Who would have guessed that?) Me being content with these results decided this was a fluke and I truly believed that having more body weight would keep the shopping cart glued securely to the ground so… Instead of weighing down the shopping cart with more rocks and running a test I decide this stunt is ready for a human trial. Who is the best test subject for a dangerous task such as this? Your boy Michel…